Naturally Thin?

Somebody Feed Bethenny.

An inside source confirms Bethenny is not actually naturally thin at all. The source, who chose to remain anonymous, said she actually struggled picking up a Sharpie. She was so thin infact, it made her head look like the size of a "dinner plate."

The overzealous reality star was charging $50 a ticket to see her and get her book, "Naturally Thin," autographed. She apparently couldn't muster up enough hungry women to attend her signing and started leveraging a sighting of Bethenny in return for the purchase of her book.

The source also states that Bethenny encourages clever borderline eating disorder tips such as licking the frosting off a cupcake and throwing the rest away if you need a snack. Or, instead of dinner having a couple Skinny Girl Margaritas and a piece of cheese for dinner.

But I guess she is in love now and we should all give a crap. So good for Lonely Bethenny.