Michael Jackson has Died

The 5o year old pop star has died.

It's a big day in celebrity gossip. I am practically bathing in rumors right now.

King of Pop in Coma

CNN reports that Michael Jackson was revived at his home by Los Angeles paramedics and was rushed to UCLA Medical Center. Sources say he collapsed in his home. UCLA medical center is highly guarded by security officials and not even hospital staff is allowed to enter the emergency department at this time. People (although they didn't say WHICH people) were crying in the waiting area...I think we are all supposed to assume he is the only one injured in the Los Angeles area. It couldn't POSSIBLY be anyone else's family members that are injured and undergoing trauma in the UCLA Medical Center...

Personally, as a nosy individual...I need more details than "coma." What the hell?! Is he breathing? Following commands? How long was he without oxygen? Did his posse of underage boys and lawyers meet him at the hospital? What caused the collapse? Had he recently undergone any surgery (more specifically: plastic surgery) or taken any illicit drugs? Do you think Farrah Fawcett's family is totally peeved that this train wreck of a celebrity is totally stealing her iconic thunder?

I NEED ANSWERS!

KTLA News reports that pop singer Michael Jackson has been rushed to UCLA Medical Center after being found unconscious at his Neverland Ranch home in Los Angeles.

The Los Angeles Fire Department responded to a 911 call at Jackson's home. He was not breathing when they arrived and CPR was performed. He was then rushed to the Medical Center for further observation.

At this time, his condition and prognosis have not been made available to the public. Other unknowns are what he was doing prior to his cardiac arrest, and who called 911.

Continue to follow heyperfect for his condition.

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson found unconscious

Michael Jackson has been rushed to the hospital after suffering an apparent cardiac arrest. Remember, you read it here third! (ie: before people.com). Keep checking here for more details!

Naturally Thin?

Somebody Feed Bethenny.

An inside source confirms Bethenny is not actually naturally thin at all. The source, who chose to remain anonymous, said she actually struggled picking up a Sharpie. She was so thin infact, it made her head look like the size of a "dinner plate."

The overzealous reality star was charging $50 a ticket to see her and get her book, "Naturally Thin," autographed. She apparently couldn't muster up enough hungry women to attend her signing and started leveraging a sighting of Bethenny in return for the purchase of her book.

The source also states that Bethenny encourages clever borderline eating disorder tips such as licking the frosting off a cupcake and throwing the rest away if you need a snack. Or, instead of dinner having a couple Skinny Girl Margaritas and a piece of cheese for dinner.

But I guess she is in love now and we should all give a crap. So good for Lonely Bethenny.

The Real Dish

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